Love is in the air, and we are so in love with all of you! You have kept our community alive for seven whole years. We are going all out to celebrate with a weekend full of amorous victuals, libations, and deals.

Stop by anytime Friday, Saturday, or Sunday to stare deeply into your valentine’s eyes, love on yourself, or raise a glass for our birthday. We will be celebrating in true Kelnero fashion with wildly inappropriate and anatomically correct macarons baked by Chef Steph (congrats on your nuptials, Steph!) available in a variety of skin tones, fondue (or as we like to call them, Honey Pots), and a lovely lineup of libations lasciviously crafted by our team special for the occasion. And if that’s not enough to lure you in, we are offering Half Off our Top Shelf once again!

We would be delighted if you celebrate with us. It’s guaranteed to be a smash!